I was feeling real good today. I ate right, worked out, made sure I was extra clean. I flirted at dinner, and afterwards. I even cuddled up and all that. I'm ovulating (Yeah, TMI but you have to understand that when I am ovulating I am a freakin' succubus. I am hor-nay!), I'm lotioned up, I smell good, all that. I am thinking it's about to go down as soon as the little one is asleep.
Little one is asleep now. Good. Mister seems to be rubbing on my thigh flirtatiously. Yes! I'm going to get it.
NOPE! I don't get it. I didn't get it. Anger doesn't even begin to describe how I feel right now. I am oh so hot about this mess.
Look, I know that couples won't have sex everyday, but when I get indicators throughout the day that something is going to go down and all of a sudden he changes his mind, I get mad. If I dont feel like giving up the cookies, then I won't dangle the damn cookie jar in his face on purpose. He consistently does that mess more often than not and I get mad.
I know girls get this. That detergent Gain kind of had a comnercial about that with the chick all dolled up in bed waiting, but her man pays attention to something else and leaves her hanging. Her face said it all.
Look men, don't do that. That is not very nice at all. Now, I've got to take the next best thing, but not nearly as good as the original, my vibrator and release some tension or I'll be so mad I won't talk to him tomorrow.
Someone, anyone, tell me I am not alone in this!
12/8/08
My Least Favorite Things: The Female Version of Blue Balls
Posted by Seattle Slim at 10:16 PM
Labels: Feeling Sexy, Men Are From Way Past Mars, Relationships, self-gratification, Sex
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You are NOT alone. I'm so glad to see that I'm not the only woman out here that feels this way. Angry is an understatement for me. I get str8 LIVID! (lol) And yes, I too have to fly solo for a cheap release just so I don't end up mad at him.
Nope, you're not alone. That crap pisses me off sooooooo much; I slapped my ex boyfriend (when we were dating) for doing that to me when I was ovulating.
Oh you are definitely not alone! It's the worst when you're all juiced up and ready to go and then... no soup for you!
I end up just taking it though, to be perfectly honest. Hell, he does it when he wants to and gotdamn it so will I.
:)
Take matters into your own hand (literally)
Men like their woman to be passive at times, but every so often when you want it, we will 9/10 give it, once you get the engine started, its only a matter of time before it warms up and is ready to ride!
Trust Me!
I just went through this last night
LOL! I hear ya'll! Actually, I like Beautifully when she slapped her man, was ovulating. I know that's tmi but I told him that he better check his calendar and learn not to tell me no in that timeframe. I am a beast when this happens LOL
Oh My Gosh ... you are sooo not alone!
That happened to me recently. I put my daughter to bed, I was freshly shaven, smelled good, threw on my favorite boy shorts and tank, set the slow jams up [I knew he was on his way in], laid in the bed and waited.
He came in, kissed me and went to sleep.
I couldn't even sleep. I was livid!
Oh no Peggy!!!! LOL I might have stabbed him in his sleep
I'd rather this... then they get you all hot and bothered and it got so good to them that 2 mins in their done and you havent even gotten started. then they get embarassed when you pull your toy out in front of them. Well you didn't do your job so now I have to do it myself.
I just went thru this a few days ago! I got flirty texts and voicemails ALL day. I came home got too cute & sexy for him to come home, eat and doze off. Pissed does not explain it. Then once the flow began he was ready, I think the look I gave said it all and more.
Haha...Glad to see I'm not the only one! I came so close to hitting my hubby upside his head and calling an old standby to do the deed recently. But I didn't do either. But I let him know the next day that it was uncalled for and f-ing frustrating! In hindsight it might have been a blessing in disguise because my ass might have been pregnant now! LOL!
lmao! i love the comments but damn thsi has happened to me a few times as well i mean i had my shits ready like everything peggy said...damn i was soo pissed
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