I am all for trying new fetishes with my man. I will even admit to swallowing or playing with his "nectar" for a lack of better words. I don't know how I feel about semen based recipes. Let me post what this "cook book" is about before I go any further:
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
You can buy the book at Lulu.com and it's by a gay male named Fotie Photenauer (or Photenhauer). In one of his new blog posts, he goes on to extrapolate on the greatness that is semen for cooking.
Now, who would you be cooking the semen based foods for? Would it be for you and your mate, who I presume donated the semen for the meal? Would it be for partygoers? Who would imbibe of anyone else's semen in the day and age of HIV/AIDS, STIs and the like?
It's almost like watching Rome fall. Semen baths to keep the skin youthful? Yup! That's Rome for you. Only, now we're going to cooking with it. Anyone up for a vanilla milkshake?
I am not sure if this is a hoax or not. I would be leaning on it not being a hoax, only because the person put it on Lulu.com, which won't necessarily guarantee a bunch of traffic directly to one person. I am still nauseated though.
You know it's bad when even men wouldn't want to donate their semen to even see you drink the White Russian made out of jizz.
7 comments:
Nope. Not at all. I can't believe people actually think of this kind of stuff, and think it's ok. Tell me it's just a joke!!!
I'm sorry....but that's nasty lol...I understand the whole "swallowing" aspect and everything, but cooking with semen is a whole nother level that doesn't ever need to be reached. That's my two cents about it :)
I'm with you on that "who's eating it?" part. I mean, what kind of meal is that? Do the kids eat that night as well, or is it just a dinner for two? lol. The whole thing is disgusting!
Just when you think you've heard it all...I hope this is not real.
omg..I never knew you could cook it..that's gross..ewww
Are you kidding me!!!!
One thing I notice about todays world is that people are always trying to find or do the most shocking, eye opening thing known to mankind. There are no boundaries anymore.
sorry but that's grrrooosssss. semen doesn't bother me but COOKING WITH IT!?! whooollleee other level... i'll passsssssssssssssssssss.
Just when I thought I'd heard almost everything.
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